Hollywood Presents

2015-12-xx

by Darknut

Return of the Living Star Wars

Things I say about Star Wars:

"Star Wars is over. It's dead now."

"Why'd they hire the director that tried to ruin Star Trek? They might as well have hired Michael Bay."

"What about all that stuff that already happened after Return of the Jedi? Does this mean Episode 7 isn't canon?" Yes, I'm talking about both books and computer games. As usual, movie directors are oblivious to both.

It's pretty insulting to nullify all of the fiction presented in computer games and books, since that means you're ignoring the segment of your audience who was, by definition, the most involved with the fiction.

So you'll just have to excuse me if I have no inherent interest in a movie that's only going to make Star Wars "officially" dumber.

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